Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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