it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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