whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
