Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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