and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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