We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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