He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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