next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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