She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
