let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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