He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Watching her eat just hurts me
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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