Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
