we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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