oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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