dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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