I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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