As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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