How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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