you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Couch. On fire.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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