glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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