Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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