Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Two words: blizzard sex
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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