Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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