Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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