You're my little dorito
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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