ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You smell like stripper and shame
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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