the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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