I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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