My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I intend to get homeless drunk
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
