Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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