Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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