Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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