I just made out with a guy for $7.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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