Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
That accounts for only three of the penises
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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