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(651): View more from Minnesota

Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.

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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them

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(315): View more from New York

Stay away a while longer.

(315): View more from New York

Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.

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(516): View more from New York

I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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