You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
