Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
