Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Randomize
