6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
bring money and cleavage
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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