I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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