I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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