Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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