you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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