I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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