If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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