when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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