so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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