ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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