The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
