So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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