One girl and one boy is just not enough.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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