Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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