Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I think I sprained my soul last night
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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