well I can't set my house on fire every night
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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