so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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