My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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